I, am possibly one of the most pissed off people in the world at this fucking moment.

All you cunts, need to stop fucking thinking i truly give a shit. Just cos you catch me in a nice moment, doesnt mean i give a flying fuck about you, or what the fuck you do. Dont fucking waste my time.

And you jackholes, this will be the last fucking time I ever try to fucking do something nice for you.
This aint no eye for an eye fuckshit, this is just your everyday fucking routine.

Hey everybody, happy fucking birthday to me, innit.

Fucking dickweeds. Im so fucking sick of all this shitfuck.
So why dont, all you fuckholes, go fall off a fucking building, and do the world, a fucking favour.
Consider it.. my birthday present.
Honestly, nothing would make me fucking happier. (: