I am bored beyond my comprehension.
I could eat a live duck.
But I wont. I like ducks.
Quack.

I'm sleepy, and I'm feeling a tad quiet.
Quack.

Somebody call me, or something.
Ash has abandoned me, yet again.
It's fine, really. She don't love me no more.
You hear that, small fart ?!
I am now feeling neglected.
All your fault.
*sticks out tongue.

I have nice torn pajama pants, that I dont plan on stepping out of anytime soon.
I'm flat broke, and I need to pay my phonebill.
Or else, Im so totally screwed.
I think I need to marry a millionaire, or I will be in debt by the time I'm 18.
That's not too far from now, actually.
I'm probably in debt already. Bollocks.

I'm actually contemplating getting a job, or starting my own real fake college.
Wow, I'd be riiiiiich.
Quack.

I miss my male Ash.
Quack.
Yes, he has a peeenis.