My sexyman, Za.
He drove me to my old house. (:

A (very very) drunk Bitchinia and a (surprisingly) sober Za.

Yea, he bit my face.

He got very very annoyed cos I wasn't happy with the previous pictures. (:

So, after ages of procrastination, we finally did lunch.
We've been putting our date off for almost a year now, and it was about time we actually got down to business.
Was supposed to meet him at 1, but Chelle & I being the bums we are, only woke up at 12.45. Called Za, and he said he'd be slightly late anyways. Jumped into Za's car when he got here, and headed to Damansara Heights.
Had long ago planned to hit him if it was fancy, cos we were dressed in shorts and tshirts. I swear, the minute we walked in, everyone was staring, which lead Chelle to say;
"Do we slap him now, or later ?"

Was in hysterics before we even sat down. I felt so spoilt, I swear to god.
I think Za is Santy Clause. On the drive over, static practically deafened Chelle & I.
*static.
Me : *screams. OUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH !
*2seconds later.
Me : I couldn't help myself.

Decided on pasta, while Za ate up all the oxygen (inside thing, dont even bother asking :D), and Chelle nibbled off my plate. (I now know what Ash means when she says rabbit food :S). Had a bottle of wine over lunch, to which I am embarrassed to even say that Chelle got mindlessly wasted over.
Without further ado, ramblings of a lightweight alcoholic;

*looks at wine selection.
Chelle : Why you never order the Rose Wine ?
Za : Cos it's red win-
Chelle : You don't want me to smell like flowerrs ah ?!

Chelle : My gums hurt.
*5minutes later.
Chelle : My eyes feel funny.
*2minutes later.
Chelle : My gums are tingleee.
*3minutes later.
Chelle : Eh, my mouth hurts.
Me : Ah, finally improvement.
Za : No, advancing. From gums, to eye, back to gums and then the whole mouth.

*waitress holding a jug of water with a cloth wrapped around it, refils Chelle's water glass.
Chelle : Eh, why don't you tie that around your neck, then you can be a pirate !

*manager pointing to the ceiling.
Chelle : *bursts out laughing.
Me : What ? Your eyes hurt again ?
Chelle : No.. well yes, but that's a funny fella.

Me : My ears are poppy.
Chelle : I wonder what would happen if your ears exploded.
*3seconds later.
Ouch.

*in the bathroom.
Me : Chelle, don't fall in.
Chelle : *after a thoughtful pause. OKAY ! *giggles.

Za : You're gulping like a fish.
Me : Why do people say that ? Fish don't drink water right ?!
Za : Cos like, *does some funny hand motions.
Me : ...kay.

*in the car on the way home.
Me : Uhoh. I have to pee. Go slow over bumps !
Za : *accelerates, brakes, and does everything to make me pee.
Me : It's your car, Zee Man. You'll be scrubbing the pee outta it for the next two years.
Za : Petrol station ?

Za : Now I have to pee.
Me : *presses his tummy. Teeheee.
Za : Eh, woman ! I have to peeeee !

Me : *lies down on his lap while he's driving.
Za : I have to change gears. Get up ! Get up !
Me : No !

Wanted to follow him to run some errands, but we were running short on time, so decided against it. Decided to drive by the old house instead, cos it seemed like something I should do this time of year. Got all sad for a minute, but cheered up after that when Za patted my head.
Was a tad sad when I had to leave him after that, but he owes me another date, and I am his Christmas present.

I love this tall person. The only tall person I like :D
<3