Why do people throw house parties, and invite other people, under the conditions of having to pay ?

Well, hello.
Since I am beyond bored, my head feels like there are crazy Irish men playing drums in there, and I have to pee like a fucking horse, I will entertain you with my random ramblings. By random, I mean angry, prolly sadistic ramblings, followed by insane giggle fits.

First off, to all you dumbfucks who keep giving my number to random strangers. (:
Fuck you. I changed my number, and only gave it to specific people for one reason, I do not like the rest of you. And lying to me about how you got my fucking number, is an insult to my intelligence. Really, do you think I was born yesterday ? So fucking pathetic, it's unfathomable.
Get a damn clue, and shoot yourselves in the damn head. BYEE.

Moving on, everyone seems to be getting on my nerves lately. If I say I'm busy, don't tell me I'm lying. You know why ? Because I really, truly, honestly can't be bothered with the life of you. You can disappear now.

Okay, enough for now.
Chelle, Sam and I have been going absolutely apeshit with Grandma. Fucking hilarious shit, yo. (;
Yesterday, Grandma was reading a magazine, and she left it open on the table while she was watching tv, and I closed the magazine. And this is how it went down;
Grandma : Eh, don't disturb my page ah !
Me : Heh, sorry, Gma. I closed it.
Grandma : Eiyer, I throttle you la !
Me : *dies laughing.

Grandma was then talking to Melissa;
Grandma : Don't tickle me !
Melissa : But I'm not tickling you !
Grandma : That's the problem, you're not tickling me, so I have to cekik you. *strangles Melissa.

I swear, the mud has gotten to her head. She is such a laugh.

So, Za came over for lunch today. By came over, I mean to the Vargina. I swear to god, that's the name of the mamak, Scouts honour. Hilarious, honest to god. It was quite funny, but he's hella shy. AND SO MUCH SKINNIER THAN BEFORE, BLOODY IRRITATING, I TELL YOU.
Last time I saw him, was when I was dating Lewis and apparently, we bumped into each other in Laundry. I swear, I don't remember la.

Oh, a few nights ago, I was innocently watching tv, and then Lewis sends me a text;
Lewis : Come down to the pool, babe.
Me : WHAAADT ?
Lewis : I said, come down to the pool.
Me : I can't go anywhere. Omg, are you downstairs ?
Lewis : Maybe. Will you come down if I am ?
Me : No !
Lewis : Ugh, you suck.
Me : What are you doing here, you you you, STALKER ?
Lewis : Well, I was coming to see you, but in all fairness, it IS 2am, so I'm going to look for vagina.
Me : You are such a douche, Lew. I could hit you.
Lewis : Well, I'm all depressed now, trying to get hit by a car.
Me : Oh, shut yer face. GO THE FUCK HOME YOU RETARD. I love you, g'night. *bigcheesygrin.

Yes, I really do have insane exboyfs.
Well, Lewis and Araff anyways.
Araff threw his phone out the car window, just to see what would happen. Then, he lost his sister in Pavilion.

Lastnight was funny, I talked to Abhilash, cos I got bored, and I knew he would be up. And he says I make him laugh. Then I went all gangsta on him. Fucking funny shiznit.
Man, hippos are ugly.
I need to shower. :D

;; and all the roads that
lead to you were winding,
and all the lights that
light the way are blinding,
there are many things that I
would like to say to you,
but i don't know how.

p/s : honey, you're still as pathetic as you were two years before.
pp/s : I need a date this friday. Anyone ? (;