I think you are a total and utter selfish prick.
How can you honestly say that you've done so much for us and we do nothing for you ?
Complete utter bollocks.

You're a selfish bastard who doesn't even deserve a minute of our time, and it's pathetic.
Loving doting father who made one too many mistakes ?
You are a pathetic excuse for a human being, and I'm sick of having to tolerate your cock and fucking bull. I don't need this from you, of all people in the goddamn world. Why ?
Simply because you have never fucking been around.
I am so sick of having to put up with all your bullshit, and never getting anything in return.
I am so sick of making up excuses for your absence all those years.
What the fuck made you think we need you here now.

After everything you've put me through, you really think I'm going to allow you to do more damage ?
You're so wrong, it's not even funny.
We've got along fine, without you even.
We're much better off without you.
Have you not realised that yet ?
Look how far we've come without having any influence from you in our lives.

HI ASH.
I bet you miss me like I miss you aye.

You are now my other lover.
Next to Chello. :D
Since she's gone, you shall take her place.
Forever and ever amen.

Mad lovin by the broken hearted.

mm, hey.

So, my Bitchy Woman left.
I'm sad and lonely.
Anywhoo, I will get back to wallowing in self pity in abit, just after I've finished our corset lovin update.
Mmhmm, I'm so diggin that shit.

As you all know, we bum at midvalley as if we live there, sad as we are, we do manage to find ways to amuse ourselves. As per se, push ourselves around in trolleys, giggle our way to free stuff (though that hasn't happened yet), and drink ourself silly at Italiannies.
Ah, yes.
But this time, was different, it involved alot more obscenities.
Decided to try on corsets and very sexy looking overtheshoulderboulders all around the place, which is exactly what we did.
It was pretty damn amusing, really. You had to be there.

;; she thinks I'm crazy,
judging by the faces that she's making,
and I think she's pretty,
but pretty's just part of the things she does that amaze me.
she calls me sweetheart,
I love the way she wakes up when its still dark,
and she watches the sun,
and shes your moon,
and my heart is yours.

mm, hello lovers.

I've got a shitload of pictures that contain alot more obscenities than legal to upload. (;
Will get to it the minute I'm home from dinner.
Oh, Chinia's leaving.
I hate people.

xxx.

I am bored beyond my comprehension.
I could eat a live duck.
But I wont. I like ducks.
Quack.

I'm sleepy, and I'm feeling a tad quiet.
Quack.

Somebody call me, or something.
Ash has abandoned me, yet again.
It's fine, really. She don't love me no more.
You hear that, small fart ?!
I am now feeling neglected.
All your fault.
*sticks out tongue.

I have nice torn pajama pants, that I dont plan on stepping out of anytime soon.
I'm flat broke, and I need to pay my phonebill.
Or else, Im so totally screwed.
I think I need to marry a millionaire, or I will be in debt by the time I'm 18.
That's not too far from now, actually.
I'm probably in debt already. Bollocks.

I'm actually contemplating getting a job, or starting my own real fake college.
Wow, I'd be riiiiiich.
Quack.

I miss my male Ash.
Quack.
Yes, he has a peeenis.

Oh Oh Oh !
I wanted to be first :D

Happy birthday, Eric Noel Hendroff baby.
I love youu, and you know it.

I hope you have a fanfuckingtastic day, boy.
We both know you deserve it.
Oh, and I miss you. (:

Quarantine is fucking awesome.

Beats The Hills Have Eyes, I Am Legend and 28 Days / Weeks Later.
I love zombies.

Moving on, it's really funny how people get sick of each other in a matter of moments, aye. (:

;; what if I ripped your heart apart at the seams,
baby then you'd know how it feels.

Miracle in a jar, I swear to God. It may look like complete gunk, but it's magic. 10minutes on my head, and it did wonders, I could cry.

As you can tell, my hair was in a very very very bad mood today. Result, I put Sa's underwear on my head to conceal the horror of horrors. There were monstor knots in my hair, that I was too damn lazy to undo. This, result of sleeping on Sa's hard wooden floor two nights in a row, watching movies. This was of course, pre gunk. I just got too lazy to rearrange the pictures.
So this is what we did ;

Camwhored and juiced all over Sa's balcony. I still think I should've gotten that room, with the balcony, but the fatlady sang. By fatlady, I mean Sa. (:

Anywhoo, with my hair looking all pretty and whatnot, I decided to camwhore and juice myself ;
"If you would be my punkrockprincess, I would be your garagebandking,
You can tell me how you just dont fit in,
And how you're gonna be something.
And if I could be your first real heartache,
I would do it over again."

Yes, this is how I spend my days. And since I'm in the music mood, half my post is going to be made up of lyircs of random songs. (:

Let's spend tonight on top of the world,
And we can do anything,
We can be anything,
I'll meet you tonight on top of the world,
As real as it seems,
You're only in my dreams.

My heart is empty without you,
Sometimes you don't know what you do,
And I need you tonight,
I'll fall asleep and it's alright,
Close my eyes and I'll be by your side.

Oh, we girls love a typical toilet run.

mm, hey.

Finally home, and somewhat safe from the dusty polluted world.
I've had quite an.. eventful day, if you could call it that.
Headed to Midvalley cos the patients of The Asylum felt like watching a movie. Out.
Dragged myself into the shower and got yelled at cos I was sitting down. Big whoop.
Watched High School Musical 3, believe it or not.
I have to say it was much better than the first two.
Okay, maybe it was just better cos I was with all the monkeys, and Jeremy kept passing stupid comments that made us laugh, but it was loud enough for the whole cinema to hear. I could hear a few exasperated sighs from the rows behind us, which made me laugh even more while sinking into my seat. Melissa cried. She bloody cried. Watching HSM3, she cried. I still cant wrap my mind around it, it's so hilarious.
Got out of the movie, and spent about a half hour with Vincent and his friend(who blatantly stares at my tits every opportunity he gets) playing pool. I miss playing pool with Rubesh. He lets me cheat.
Came home, and I've been online ever since. Decided to go through my FB. Apparently, my new relationship status has caused quite a riot among my friends. Its rather hilarious. Laughed my butt off at what people were saying. Facebook, facebook. Tsk.
Couldnt help but reread my wall, something I havent done in quite a while.
Made me realise just how much I miss you.

"Hey handsome."

I'm sorry. Forgive me ?

I'd normally call, but i'm a tad stubborn, and you've been MIA all day.

So I thought I'd post it here, cos I know how much you like being blogged about.