Okay, now you all are victim to my boredom. I think i think up my best writing in school. Hello cruel cruel world.
Im so freakin bored. I need a job, no it isnt legal. I need a boyfriend, okay no i dont. I needa see neighoooomeee, which is a necessity. The whole jason thing made me realise that we could do anything to each other,( no, husbands are not offbounds. have you met yew wing ? ) and we'd still remain unfazed.
Im hunggers. I want mcds. I had some last night. i bit the delivery guy though, he screamed like a girl. Which i secretly think he is.
Talking to pixie yesterday, oh ive missed his sprinkles of pixiedustt.
"OMFG, i want to stab everyone." i say.
"Chill. that time of month ?"
"Nope. that ship has sailed. "
"Maybe shes just stressed babe.."
"Yea, thats why im the only one who gets shit around here. Shes driving me frikkin mental, more than i already am pixie !"
"Live and let live, let it go love."
"More like, "Live and bludgeon to death, but whatever floats your right aye."
"Have a ciggie. It helps."
"Ive had seven."
"Wow, thats alot."
*20minutesofbabbling*
"Pixie, wanna be my 67th husband ? Im collecting."
"I'll wait till 77, i like the number 7."
"So youve said. Okay, i'll ask you tomorrow then."
"omg. hahaha, i believe you, i really do."
"So tomorrow it is."
"Its onnnnnnnn. Like jaafar !"
"Huh ?"
"..."
"OMG I GET IT. PIXIE, YOUR SO LAAAME."
"Am not. Im just too intelligent for you."
"Oh yea pixie, thats definitely it. Your intelligence is too much for me too handle."
"You wait you, i'll bite your ear off !"
"WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS BEFORE. ONLY I GET TO BITE GODDAMMIT."
"Nah. this is what happens. *bite* *thud*"
"trixie, whyd you fall down ? OH YEA, I GET IT. i see where this is goiiing. When i bite you, you'll.. you.. youu... YEA THATS RIGHT, you'll you."
"No, you died. Didnt you hear the 'thud' ?"
"yea well, there arent any pictures, so maybe YOU died."
"But you already died."
"Its in the future, you dork. *bigcheesygrin*"

I swear, one of the funniest convos ive ever had. Besides the one i had with neighooomee in the mamak. The usual teh viagra advertisement, and it crossed my mind to try some,
"I want some ! omfg, do you think i'll grow a penis ?!"
"I dont know ! maybe outta your ear, or BELLYBUTTON."
"omfg"
The i called her that night,
"I laughed so hard i think my penis fell outta my bellybutton !"
"wtf manda ? HAHAHAHAHA."

p / s; okay, so. maybe i did break your heart ( yes, im in serious denial. ) and no, you didnt deserve it. i didnt tell you this, but the reason i fought with you that day was because jason told me that you said i meant nothing to you. so i was just showing you what nothing meant, silence. ahmygod, this is way to complicated for my years, i'll tell you that now. oh goddygod, i wish you werent so... you. oh fuck this, i hatehatehatehatehate your girlfriend. call me judgemental, i dont care.

pp / s; yes, im freakin pathetic.