You know my family has a history of obese dogs.. and people.
But.. I've got the awesomest dog ever, besides Duchess. Who is still obese, but was stolen by that stupid fat man we call Daddy. Haha, joke.
The previous owners were the biggest douche bags on the face of the universe, and now he's stuck with a pathetic name; Girshwen.
My god, if I knew them, I would've hit them with a bargepole.
But still, Happy happy fat dog. (: