Thursday, April 2, 2009

Hello. (:

I didn't go to school today, simply cos there aren't classes anymore cos of the stupid heats before sports day.
I would've gone, but we had art today, so ugh, no thanks.
Came home early yesterday too, cos I would've rather choked on fish before I sat for 2 wholes hours with DragonLady.

Spent the day talking to Firdy yesterday, and fuck, was that funny.
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He deleted my posts. ):
It was along the lines of;
"Hi Firdy.
You're like sex on legs, and your pornstar voice makes me so hot. And I wanna do you all night long. You're my tripod. (; Do me like the Karmasutra."

HAHAHAHA, gotta love the boy.

Farouq got kicked in the face at school, cos boys are fucky like that.
So we spent the day making fun of him and bitching about disgusting whores. (;
I love those boys la.

Went to Alice Smith yesterday for the Spring concert, and then headed to Chili's for dinner at like 10 with Uncle Urs.
Reuben works there, so it was fun catching up.
He's constantly disappearing, but it was good seeing you babe. (:

Random statement;
Shortfuck, it's called a metaphor. My god, could you be any dumber ?
Seriously, if anyone's stupid, it's most definitely you.
I mean, honestly, for someone with such an oversized head, there's nothing much going on in there.
Honestly, your attempts to insult me do nothing more than make me smirk, you're like a cat playing at being a tiger.
You think you're so goddamn original, but you're just like every other attention seeking whore. Just like your hooker bestfriend.
I may have had an eating disorder at one point, but hey, even without it, I was always much better looking than you. Actually, isn't everybody ?
I may not be skinny, but hell that doesn't bother me.
You are the epitome of repulsive, and I feel really sorry for the people who have to be seen with you.
I'd rather be a nobody than be your friend, which frankly, I don't know how I did for so long.
Oh, how young and stupid I was.
Petite ? Honey, you're short, that's that. And that fat ass does nothing for your size.
I'd rather be stuck at home, than be out with company like yours. With you.
Really, that's the BEST you can do ?
Put some fucking clothes on slut, tissue paper doesn't count.
The only thing that irritated me is your English skills, or lack thereof.
At least my mum does a better job than both your parents put together.
Your incapability to actually make an impact on anyone amuses me.
Oh, you bore me. (:

I'm now going to continue watching Tenacious D, cos it's fucking hilarious.

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