This is jason kokokchai.

So yea, on saturday. Me and neighomee planned on going to assunta for the ceriathon shizz, then to apiit.
Woke up at 9 and called the woman straight away, as she wouldnt have woken up otherwise. Took a shower and headed over to naomis to pick her up. Sa and jeremy dropped us off at school, and we spot nikkid at the busstop. The minute i jumpe outta the car, im screaming his name. Which was hilarious, cos the karats got the shock of their lives.
So headed inside, and walked around abit. I tell you, it was bloody hott. I was sweating like immediately. Met up with josh and boondek and stuff, then got sick of assunta. As im there like 5 days a week ?
Jumped into cab and headed to subang, surprisingly, it was only 15bucks. Got into apiit, and thought i was gonna melt. Bummed around. It wasnt as fun as i thought it would be, but the thrill of being in the same place as him never left me. (:
blablabla, it was actually pretty boring.
except for the cottoncandy machine. I actually stood, stared and giggled at the machine for 20minutes. levin was amused by me, and so was nikkid. I kept shoving the whole thing in their faces. Hahahaha.
Then there was of course, the whole winston drama. Pathetic pussy, that one.
Left apiit at around 3, and headed to pyramid.
Oh but that was after we got our lungs checked, by this stall thingie. It tests for the carbon monoxide or whatever in your lungs and blood.
Naomi got 5, he got 3, dann got 11, jason got a freakin 12, and i got an 11.
Which just proves that im gonna die of lung cancer.
Went straight to italiannies cos we were starving, and had our usual classic carbonara. Mmm, thinking about it makes my mouth water. After eating and shiz, we started writing on the table. Italiannies has that paper thingiemajigie to prevent the tablecloth from getting dirrrty, so we, being the morons we are, scribbled all over it.
Then at around 4, we wanted to go home, cos we were getting bored, and it was gonna rain. So we asked the waiter to pack up our leftovers, and then we paid and walked out, completely forgetting the food we packed.
Jumped into the cab, and suddenly,
"Manda, what happened to the food we packed ?!"
"Hahahahaha, wtf. we're so ditsy ! Damn funny ah !"
And laughed for about 5 minutes.
got home, and turns out we had yet another dinner, with mummys friends from KB.
A pretty slow day, but it was tiring cos of the heat.
All in all, it was pretty fulfilling, cos i got to spend it with neighooomeee, i love you bestfriend.

More pictures. I forgot i had these, and i was too lazy to rearrange everything in the previous post. :d Im anal like that.


Wong Weng Onn
Stuart.
mmm, sukim.
Keith Jason Pinto.
Choy Yew Wing.
James.
Aiman.
Neighoooomeee.

As promised; pictures from naomis maniiiis16.




Almost ready now.

Ran across naomis room to take this pictureee.

ethanbaby. isnt he just so ahdorableee.

best friend. robber duckie. (;

sukim. (;

i looove youuu.

of course you feel the same waay.

see stuart in the back ? yeap, both of us are pretty gone.
the birthday cake.
BAHAHAHAHAHA.weng onnn.

isnt that so cool ? the sign reads; naomi's manis 16 bash. 1st. for the love of NAOMI !
oh, thats adieb btw. (:

the boys. (:

Okay, now you all are victim to my boredom. I think i think up my best writing in school. Hello cruel cruel world.
Im so freakin bored. I need a job, no it isnt legal. I need a boyfriend, okay no i dont. I needa see neighoooomeee, which is a necessity. The whole jason thing made me realise that we could do anything to each other,( no, husbands are not offbounds. have you met yew wing ? ) and we'd still remain unfazed.
Im hunggers. I want mcds. I had some last night. i bit the delivery guy though, he screamed like a girl. Which i secretly think he is.
Talking to pixie yesterday, oh ive missed his sprinkles of pixiedustt.
"OMFG, i want to stab everyone." i say.
"Chill. that time of month ?"
"Nope. that ship has sailed. "
"Maybe shes just stressed babe.."
"Yea, thats why im the only one who gets shit around here. Shes driving me frikkin mental, more than i already am pixie !"
"Live and let live, let it go love."
"More like, "Live and bludgeon to death, but whatever floats your right aye."
"Have a ciggie. It helps."
"Ive had seven."
"Wow, thats alot."
*20minutesofbabbling*
"Pixie, wanna be my 67th husband ? Im collecting."
"I'll wait till 77, i like the number 7."
"So youve said. Okay, i'll ask you tomorrow then."
"omg. hahaha, i believe you, i really do."
"So tomorrow it is."
"Its onnnnnnnn. Like jaafar !"
"Huh ?"
"..."
"OMG I GET IT. PIXIE, YOUR SO LAAAME."
"Am not. Im just too intelligent for you."
"Oh yea pixie, thats definitely it. Your intelligence is too much for me too handle."
"You wait you, i'll bite your ear off !"
"WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS BEFORE. ONLY I GET TO BITE GODDAMMIT."
"Nah. this is what happens. *bite* *thud*"
"trixie, whyd you fall down ? OH YEA, I GET IT. i see where this is goiiing. When i bite you, you'll.. you.. youu... YEA THATS RIGHT, you'll you."
"No, you died. Didnt you hear the 'thud' ?"
"yea well, there arent any pictures, so maybe YOU died."
"But you already died."
"Its in the future, you dork. *bigcheesygrin*"

I swear, one of the funniest convos ive ever had. Besides the one i had with neighooomee in the mamak. The usual teh viagra advertisement, and it crossed my mind to try some,
"I want some ! omfg, do you think i'll grow a penis ?!"
"I dont know ! maybe outta your ear, or BELLYBUTTON."
"omfg"
The i called her that night,
"I laughed so hard i think my penis fell outta my bellybutton !"
"wtf manda ? HAHAHAHAHA."

p / s; okay, so. maybe i did break your heart ( yes, im in serious denial. ) and no, you didnt deserve it. i didnt tell you this, but the reason i fought with you that day was because jason told me that you said i meant nothing to you. so i was just showing you what nothing meant, silence. ahmygod, this is way to complicated for my years, i'll tell you that now. oh goddygod, i wish you werent so... you. oh fuck this, i hatehatehatehatehate your girlfriend. call me judgemental, i dont care.

pp / s; yes, im freakin pathetic.

so full of fucking shit.
and you actually blame me for despising you with every little bit of me ?
how fucking hilarious.
go fall off a fucking building.

and what the fuck made you think i needed you all this time.

Aiden - She will love you.
For him.

You say you're in love,
Well cursive wrote this sonnet to the end
You say you're in love but this heart still can't pretend
Everything dressed in picturesque
So perfectly aligned, will you come to me?
Will you come to me?

Kiss me quick I'm losing, well can we live forever?

You say you're in love, well beauty slides this silhouette to screen
Will you come to me?
Will you come to me?

Kiss me quick I'm losing, well can we live forever?
Kiss me quick I'm losing but I'm miserable still

She will love you through all the lies
She will love you through your disguise
She will love you through your demise
And sing our lives forever
Sing our lives together won't you?

Can you take me back so far away?
Can you take me back so far away?
There's something left...
There's something left to say
There's something left...
You got something left to say

She will love you through all the lies
She will love you through your disguise
She will love you through your demise
And sing our lives forever
Sing our lives together won't you?

She will love you through all the lies
She will love you through your disguise
She will love you through your demise
And sing our lives forever
Sing our lives together won't you?

Naomis Manis 16 !

Okay, i dont have the pictures yet, but i know for a fact, i look more drunk than sober in most of the shots. I think there are like over a hundred, most of which are pretty damn funny. hahaha.
Had few too many to drink. Ended up as giddy as hell trying to sober up with more alcohol.
Will fix in the edits and everything after i get the pictures.

p/s; thanks for being the superheroes of the night, boys.


ediiiit.


Okay as promised, updates on the woooomans manis 16 !

headed to naomi's at around 3. it was a pretty tiring day, as i just got back from school ( where i sleep througout most of the hours, so i dont see how i can still be tired. :S ) amused ourselves at naomis while waiting to head to ou, where we were supposed to be meeting up with nana, but went to pick up naomis birrrrrrrrrrthday cake first from state, when it started to rain like fuckk. so we didnt go to ou, sorry nanerr. called nana to tell her, but she was already there, felt really bad for abandoning her( im sure DJ'll have something to say about the usage of this term, but sorry love. *bigcheesygrin ) anyways, stayed at her place and bummed around, killing ourselves for a smoke. took a shower and started getting dressed for naomis biiiiignight. got all dolled up, and if i say so, we looked pretty fucking goood. got stuck in a traffic jam on the way to Dhaven, which we thought would last for atleast an hour (dont underestimate KL traffic, ive been stuck in a trafficjam for 3 hours.) in the car, shalene calls naomi telling her that shes already there and that the upperroom looks absolutely gorgeouuuus. naomi, being the tinygilagirl she is, got all excited and was a bundle of nerves at the same time. then she gets a call from maywen warning her, and of course it had to be him lah. pssh, men can be such bastards sometimes.
finally got there, and naomi was thrilled at how the place was done up, and yes, there was alot of pink. people started arriving, but me and sukim had to run to get ourselves some ciggies. im currently addicted to winston menthols (i despise the name though, we all know wehyyyyy (;). sat and talked to them for a few hours, then weng onn wanted to eat, secretly it was just a ploy to get some time alone with me, but i went with it anyways, hes a real sweetheart. headed back to Dhaven, where it was filling up pretty quickly. had a pretty fun time with them, dancing singing, taking pictures, and all that jazz. bear with me though, i remember nothing before the alcohol, but everything after. i swear if i were more upsidedown, id be walking with my hands. after a few ciggies and drinks, i was looking over the balcony and saw john. YES THAT JOHN ! i swear i screamed so loud, what a coincidence ! ran downstairs only to meet with more familiar faces, immyheeppo, tash, kooks and CHLOE. yes there was alot of squealing involved. sat with them for abit, had a few ciggies, and talked more. went back upstairs and partieddd. had my eye on this one boy, okay maybe two. dance till we could barely walk. threw back our first few shots, which didnt help much with the balance. went downstairs to sit with naomi cos she wanted her winston lights. then i see this familiar face walking up the stairs, but i couldnt put my finger on it.
"naomi, do you know those people ?"
"NO WHATTHEFUCKKK. WHY ARE THEY GOING TO MY PARTEEEE ?"
by this time, as you might be able to tell, naomi was pretty wasted already.
talked to him for abit, turns out hes the infamous (and also, very delish) danny. sat and talked to him for awhile, nice boy. mmm.
nana planned a surprise performance for naomi, which was so fucking maniiiis. had alot more to drink, which wasnt the best idea, but oh well. danced alot in attempt to sober up, and while i was doing that, mummy called me like 11 times, which i think is pretty scary. then she called auntyjen, who told me to call her. by this time, i was already working my way through the second bottle of JD. but i called anyway, and spoke to her like i was completely sober. which was beautifuckingful, even naomi thinks so. me, being in such a drunken state, stood completely barefoot on the balcony which was littered with ciggies, and burnt my foot. acquinted myself with a sexy man. amused like everyone with the retarded things i did. there was a point in the night, where i was hanging off the streamers, which was hilarious as hell. went in the back to find rubberman (insidejoke, dont ask) and tried sobering up, ended up finished yet another bottle of JD. came back after almost an hour, i think i fell asleep in the kitchen or something, haha. but everyone was still around. danced summore, and naomi was completely pissed drunk, like screamingandgigglefits kind of drunk. sat on the balcony where naomi threw up, and attempted to scoop the puke up with a water bottle that kane drank from after (ewwww). then naomi ran inside and pressed herself up against the wall, and i did the same, she kept touching the wall and muttering, "yess, i looove you toooo." and im all like, "omfg naomi. you hear it too ? the walls are fucking speaking to us !" then i walked away and hung on the streamers again. warren, emica and two people i didnt know showed up. i remember running up to warren and hugging him, then screaming in his ear, "youre so fucking sexaaaaay !" "thank you. so are you." "wanna huuuug me ?" "OKAY !" fucking hilarious i tell you. we had that conversation three times, in a row. i saw yewwing and eric laughing when i hung onto the streamers. they both told me im an extremely amusing drunkard, although i keep to myself alot. sean actually took a video of me and naomi drunk, and im talking about the mamak. im sure you lot will die laughing. wanted to head to the mamak to sober up with some tehoais or summin, but uncleed was already on the way. naomi was freaking out cos she thought he was gonna find out, but they didnt. got home and took a long cold shower, in attempt to prevent hangovers, which naomi got anyway. jumped into the guestroom bed and konged out straight away.
woke up at like 9 the next day, still groggy, to 'situations' playing on my phone. 5 hours of sleep didnt really do much. got mummy to pick me up at 2, and went straight to bed. mummy tried waking me up at like 530, but i wouldnt move, she thought i like died or something, so she pried my eyes open, yes literally. headed to church where i fell asleep, im pretty damn sure i still have alcohol surging through my swampy veins.
all in all, one of the best nights ive had, i lalalargh you woman.
my update isnt as detailed as naomi's is gonna be. so go read her bloooooggg.

p / s; keith and yew wing, the supermen of the night. thanks for looking after us, freakin manis of you two. andndnd mark too. lovessss.

WHO STEALS THE SOAP FROM THE BATHROOM ?
ROBBER DUCKIE.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Ive officially gotten in touch with my love for the oldies, again.
Ive been listening to nat king cole and frank sinatra all day.
Mmm, never realised how they give me that fuzzy feeling that not many songs can.
That didnt make sense, but whatev. (:

And baby, i adore the fact that you dont adore me.