Hello, pretty pretty world.

Ah lifes good.
Well kindof, not as sucky as before.
Im here to blog about the random things ive come up with.
I think I honestly do say the stupidest yet most amusing things.
Chello, this was inspired by your most recent blogpost.

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*watching night at the museum with sam and sasa at home. and the part with owen wilson and that Octavius, or whateverchumacallit come on.*

Me : Duude, if i had them in real life, and got them to play baseball, you know what I'd call them ?
Sasa : What ? Them midgets.. ?
Me : Psh, hells no. LITTLE LEAGUE.
BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA.

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*in the science lab, last year. learning about body functions, and all that shit nobody will ever use in real life.*

Teacher : *blablablaaboutaminals.*
Me : Flo, we're reptiles right ?
Flo : NO. amanda !
Nat : We're warm blooded you moron.
Me : Yea la, reptiles.
Flo : You sad little child.

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*was with chello and sam at G's apartment in ampang, and were having a smoke behind the gym, when this huge group of boys approach us. one came up to us.*

Random : Nak satu leh ? *points at my ciggie*
Me : Uh, ooookay. *passes him a ciggie.*
Random : What is you name, girl ?
Me : Whats it to you ?
Random : Oh very nice nama. What is you ?
Me : Do i look like a freakin fish to you ?
Random : No, i mean you race.
Me : Serani.
Random : *looks like hes made a big discovery* OH PETANI ! *does that paddyfield actionthingiemajigie.*
Chello : *stares blankly* Gosh, worst pickup line ever.
Me : *shrugs, jumps off wall*

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*was talking to daddy about the exprinciple. and mummy.*

Me : Ugh, i hate the two of them. Constantly conspiring against me, bullfreakinshit man.
Daddy : Oi, watch what you say, idiot.
Me : Well, im sor-ry. Stupid fat cunt of a headmistress. I hope she gets struck my thunder.
Daddy : *20minslater* Dada, how can you get struck by thunder ?
Manda : Oh shit. Shuttup. Whos side are you on anyway ?