So there you have it.
Updates that I've been putting off for what feels like years now.

Now I'm tired, and emotionally drained. Nobody has loved me today.
I'm going to go look for a nice fat indian man with a hairy chest.
Oh, banyak sexay.

p/s : Eh, Ash. Dont go to claaaaass ! Come see me instead, cos I'm awesome and you love me.