I got these from my guy friends. I think it's absolutely adorable.

We're not as big of perverts as you think we all are.

No matter what you say,

your ex-boyfriend is an asshole.

We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.

Don't treat us like crap,

what goes around comes around.

We know you're pretty,

that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.

Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.

If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong,

just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.

If you really liked us for us, you would let us think

that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool

We never shave our legs. Get over it.

NEVER ask us if you can put make up on us.

It's just wrong.

Don't make bets about us,

because one of your friends will tell us,

if you don't.

When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.

We absolutely do not care about,

The Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, 98 degrees,

or what any other guy looks like for that matter.

What does PMS stand for?

We may not be able to pee acurately all of the time,

but at least we can stand up and go pee.

Just cause you think you're always right,

doesn't mean that you don't have to

apologize when you do something "wrong".

You expect us to say and do sweet things for you,

but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while.

We like to know that you love us.

We can't always be spontaneous,

so try to help us make the plans sometimes.

Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you,

cause you might just get what you wish for.

Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say".

Never pretend like you are going to break up with us,

and laugh when we believe you.

Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore,

but we like yours better anyway.

Size doesn't matter.

Except to idiots who don't want a relationship.

PMS is not an excuse.

If you want us to put the seat down when we're done,

you should put it up when you're done.

Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was.

That doesn't turn us on.

The way to a guys heart is through his stomach.

We know you're not always right,

but we'll pretend like you are anyway.

We don't actually look after good-looking girls.

We prefer neat and presentable girls.

We hate flirts.

When we say we don't understand you,

it simply means you're not thinking the way we are.

We may be flirting around all day but before we go to sleep,

we always think about the girl we truly care about.

When we really like you,

we'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

We go crazy over a girl's smile.

We will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.

When a girl says "no", we hear it as "try again tomorrow."

You have to tell us what you really want,

before we get the message clearly.

We love our moms.

We would sacrifice our money for lunch,

just to get you a couple of roses.

We often think about the girl who likes us.

But this doesn't mean that we like her.

You can never understand us,

unless you listen to what we have to say.

If we tell you we love you once in a lifetime.

We mean it.

We can make gossip scatter

through half of the face of the earth

faster than you can.

Girls are our weaknesses.

We're very open about ourselves.

Its good to test us first before you believe us.

But don't let us wait that long.

We hate it when our clothes get dirty.

Even a small dot.

We really admire girls that we like,

even if they're not that pretty.

If we tell you about our problems,

we just need someone to listen to us.

You don't need to give advice.

A usual act that proves that we like you

is when we tease you.

We cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

We think too much.

Our fantasies are unlimited.

Girls' height doesn't really matter to us,

but her weight does!

We tend to get serious with our relationships,

and become too possessive.

We are more talkative than girls are,

especially when the topic is about girls.

You can truly say that we have good intentions,

If you see us praying sometimes.

If we say you're beautiful, we like you.

We hate girls who overreact.

We love you more than you love us,

if we're serious about our relationship.

I wish i knew all of this before.

but i swear, you lot are so confusing. :S